The old guy was pretending to be a chicken. He had found his bliss at last.

What happens if I boy dreams he is a girl?

You can chew bubble gum all day long and do g rated doom scrolls and never find God.

The fact is that true overly powerful governments with evil ambitions have never liked Jews in their midst. This begins in Egypt and the pattern persists.

You can clip the difficulties from your children's mind, but with no imagination they will never rise or fly.

When a stud muffin lands on your bread, make sure he is real, then eat him.

They all ran off into the closet and began farting. I wondered if it was something I said.