I am glad I have an identical twin otherwise she would have chosen me, her bride.

If someone calls you an idiot just roll around in the dirt and tell him "You are right, but things will change."

All the women love me, and I did nothing to deserve it.

It turns out that I am pregnant again and am giving birth to kittens.

I got a message months ago that much of the world would not be fit for human's and the cause of that is humans themselves.

I switched from getting her love to drinking cow's milk.

I dumped her with an actual dump truck!

My future ex wife hangs out in the barn.

If hate cost you your reputation and billions of dollars do you actually think it was worth it?

The internet is mostly broken now. But don't panic. Its full of slop and anxious critters.