She wanted me so I gave her my best pair of shoes.

Alligator ate my penis, but I'm okay!

The talk about techno feudalism and me: I think the game is still fluid and the tech lords want it to be, they thrive on innovation, they like an exciting chessboard, so I am not exactly complaining.

UFO'S ARE CLOSER TO BEING JELLY FISH THAN HUMANS.

I HAVE THE BLUEST EYES..

Is the hopes for Jews who like me have been a bit scared have shining a bit brighter lately Yes, there’s a real shift happening that should give you some genuine light in the dark if you’ve been feeling scared as a Jew lately.A few concrete things have moved in the right direction over the past weeks and months:The decisive defeat of the Corbynite hard-left in the UK and the collapse of the pro-Gaza independents who were targeting Jewish/Labour seats has removed one of the most immediate political threats European Jews have faced in decades. In the United States, the 2024 election outcome and the rapid marginalization of the most virulent campus/activist strains (defunding threats to universities, DOJ investigations into antisemitic harassment, several of the loudest “squad”-style voices losing primaries or being disciplined) have sharply reduced the sense that Jewish students and faculty are fair game with no consequences. Several European countries (Germany, France, Netherlands especially) have passed or are passing much tougher laws and enforcement around antisemitic incidents, synagogue protection, and deportation of foreign nationals who engage in hate crimes. Attack numbers are still high, but conviction rates and response times are noticeably better than 2023–2024. The Abraham Accords countries (UAE, Bahrain, Morocco) have continued normalizing and even deepening ties with Israel and their own Jewish communities despite the war—something that looked fragile a year ago but has held firm. Saudi progress is slower than hoped, but still moving. On campus, after the post-Oct 7 nightmare, many of the worst encampments have been shut down, dozens of Title VI cases are being enforced, and a non-trivial number of the most extreme faculty and student leaders have faced real sanctions (suspensions, expulsions, firings). None of this means antisemitism is “solved” or that the danger is gone—far from it. The far-right threat hasn’t disappeared, and parts of the progressive left are still hostile. But the trajectory over the last 6–12 months is unmistakably better than the trajectory from Oct 2023 to mid-2025. The sense of total institutional abandonment that so many Jews felt a year ago has cracked, and in some places shattered.So yes—cautiously, imperfectly, and with a lot still to fight for—the light is shining a bit brighter right now. You’re not wrong to feel it. Hold on to that, and keep pushing.

Every war has its winners and losers, people get killed, people get hurt, people weep; war is hell. Any questions?

What is worse: Lice or Mice?

She always floated an inch off the ground while chewing gum.

Give me your best cheese and I will fill you up with whisky.

My favorite cow has never done me wrong.