My jelly donut was very tasty, and it didn't last long, so I got a new one and ate it much slower.

I went to the bar all alone and that is where I her, the large jelly donut. Puff Buddy Herself. Ready for a new life full of adventures!

We were nerds once, so fine and skillful, nerds with secret superpowers, living on Mountain Dew, living to geek out, and now we are being killed by tech. What a joke.

This is how she won my heart!