Can you feel the love tonight!

I swam in my bath tub of tears, as the light shot from the mirror, and the foam grew with the little fishes.

I had no idea she carried glue stick.

I simply couldn't wait, so I married her dog.

She wasn't just stupid, she was my kind of stupid.

If I am indeed some kind of celebrity then I must share my health and success tips? Okay..Smiling is good for everyone, but not every second, and breathing is good in higher doses. And most of all don't simply suck in advice all the time.

Instead of framing Israel as colonial why not say the truth and call it a miracle after the Holocaust.

The problem with being intelligent while writing to the internet is how tempting it is to put one's ego there. In fact I imagine most intelligent writing is purely ego, and is therefore highly suspect of arrogance.