Americans fleeing the country find themselves in this place called Alaska.

Turns out we are not living in a black hole, but something resembling a butt hole. But some physicists disagree with me on this.

You can't start your car by using sheer stupidity, but you can call triple A with your app.

You know you're a Jew when a Christian talks to you as if you had stepped out of the Bible.

And when he was angry she was very angry and when they got pissed off they flogged and fought, and now the ode to violence is done.

Trump could have beat Biden just by using his iconic hair.

At least America is not an aristocratic rupturing elite nation.