The aliens we keep seeing are basically jelly fish from another dimension via worm hole.

If you have ham and cheese you will be doing fine. Stop complaining, seeking threats, and acting paranoid. Enjoy you life now!

Not only was she incredibly beautiful, but she was also as fragile and as sensitive as a soap bubble.

From fake news to fake love we are preparing for American Cheese.

She kissed me on the head and I instantly fired off a torpedo.

I for one won't be caught between two pieces of bread.

My inventions for the wars involved attack techniques, but the best was a long peace of cloth that got shot in front of advancing tanks, with interconnected explosives across. One to blow up the tank, the others to scare the crap out of the rest of the enemy troops.

Anyone can be a gangster creep but can you do this:

Never name your child "Flabbergasted"

People who think life is just about power and control are the dumbest most retarding people on the planet or anywhere else.

I left some toe nails somewhere, so you haven't seen the last of me!