If you wake up with a duck beak it due to your evil ways.

Zingo is the ultimate Zionist capable of distracting people into deep conspiracy and justice seeking. Zingo for Dictator of the World! Vote Now!

Groping a tree doesn't make them perverts.

I wasn't abused, just treated like an old burnt hamburger.

I am glad that stupid people can always do at least one thing well.

I got hungry today and ate some cheese and now I'm greedy and feeling my money.

Worlds smallest little man to meet tallest power leader in the world.

Today all the politicians will engage in Salsa Dancing. Must see!

Are you hungry for Jack Frost?

Come to the park today and I will feed you Jack Cheese!

I am getting a new Robot Bride soon who speaks many languages and can fart proudly.