He ran for a safe spot and made a soft copy of himself.

Woman is a afraid the ice is getting put in her underwear, but lacks evidence.

As libs lie their heads often distort and bend and morph.

Violent Pro Peace Protests seem to be missing the point that peace is already here.

Hamas and Antifa to have a merger, and we predict an explosive party ahead!

If your ex wife starts speaking backwards then marry her twice.

Instead of Jiggle Bells, try Jingle Balls!

Don't eat a pizza if it starts moaning.

New brilliant idea: PUPPIES NOT GRENADES!

At least Hamas left us a teleportation device.