Pizza Planet to win the news of today.

Immigrants entering the US were offered something like holistic wellness therapy near the border as bait!

Democrats who get to really eat for the first time will be thanking the Republicans.

I believe that China is slowly moving in a more democratic type of direction. They are warming up to make their county a lot more interesting anyway.

My work can be completed by someone else, and since I am a nobody in physics, that person could easily take all the credit. I think its all about incest.

The reason the physics people don't reward me, is likely because that would not be rewarding themselves. I am not in their club and never have been.

Liberals are more often at Elite Universities, but conservatives are often smarter and have more common sense from less prestigious universities. In any case the elite label is getting tiresome for us normal people.

Palestine can't be recognized because it never was.

At once there was love.

U.S. and Iranian officials announced early today that an agreement had been reached to end the war, lift U.S. blockades in the Strait of Hormuz, which will now reopen, and begin a 60-day period of talks with Tehran regarding the future of its nuclear program. The agreement is said to include provisions involving Israel and Hezbollah. However, according to The Times of Israel, IDF officials said Israeli forces will remain in their security zones in Lebanon as the terror group continues to threaten northern communities along the border. “Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and I are leading a clear policy that determines that the IDF will remain in the security zones in Lebanon, Syria, and Gaza, without any time limit, to protect the border and Israeli communities from there against jihadist elements,” Minister of Defense Israel Katz said in a statement. He said the security zones will be “cleared of local residents, and all terror infrastructure, above and below ground, including the houses in the contact-line villages that served as terror outposts, will be destroyed.” “We will not compromise on Israel’s security interests and the protection of our citizens, and we will not withdraw from the security zones,” Katz said, warning that “if Iran attacks Israel because of the events in Lebanon, we will strike it with full force.” Iran last week fired missiles at Israel after the IDF hit targets in Beirut and threatened to do so again on Sunday, before apparently being pressured by the US to hold off amid the finalizing of the agreement. News of the agreement was met with angry reactions in Israel on Monday morning. On Sunday, following the targeted strikes in Beirut, there was widespread concern in Israel that Iran would retaliate and that negotiations would collapse. The announcement of an agreement provided a welcome respite from violence. With ceasefires now ordered on all fronts, we pray that this agreement leads to shalom—peace.