A democrat will take you money and give you welfare, while a conservative will guide you to the department of rehabilitation so you can work!

When is right now? You just missed it.

Humans can reinvent the wheel, but there is no replacing chap stick.

Critics of Israel have no solutions of their own.

Not only was she an incredibly fast runner, but she was a very beautiful woman with very beautiful feet.

The step all over face diplomacy is a failed technique.

We have gone from being deplorables, to garbage, and now what: cockroaches?

The left thought it would be fine to throw the baby out with the bath water but ended up doing a genocide! Ha!

Sexual motivations may seem a bit kinky, but kinky is why you were born.