THE DATA WAS SERVED BY RAW SEWAGE PIPELINES.

THE UN TO SEND WATCH DOGS TO ISRAEL TO GIVE OUT CLOCKS FOR NEW WAR ENDINGS.

SHE BECAME MY SATILITE AND I BECAME URANUS.

AFTER A WEEK IN MY LOVE NEST, MY NEW WIFE BIRTHED EGGS.

AFTER THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF GREAT CHEESE JEWS ARE LEAVING FRANCE FOR ISRAEL.

JEWISH BLOGGER DO IT BEST!

IT LOOKS LIKE POLAND HAS JUST GOT HIT IN THE REAR BY RUSSIA!

THE LOVE POTION HAD ME FALLING IN LOVE WITH A DEAD MUSICIAN.

MARITAL DISATISFACTION TO CAUSE BREAKAGE BETWEEN THE US AND THE EU.

THE MIDDLE EAST GOES INTO FREEZE MODE WHILE WESTERN NATIONS DECIDE WHAT THE NEXT BATTLE MOVES ARE.

SOON PENIS ENLARGEMENT WILL CAUSE TERRITORY ENLARGEMENT.