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As the Jew who saved the world I would say it's an okay world, but not bad for some things, like rooms full of baloons and cats.

Baldies are the new Trans!

I impressed her hair with some Elvis Music, then the action figure, then I gave up on women forever.

Bill Clinton had the highest IQ and likely master mind. Biden who made America beloved. And now we have a lot of eggs.

Not all old men are cranky, some like to do crack and dance on tabletops!

I woke up from a long sleep in order to start rocking in a queer world!

I am good at dribbling a basketball and I drool like a baby. I am also pathetic, desperate and frequently complain. Want to be my wife?

When she leapt off a cliff I decided not to follow her. Now she wants revenge.

If you can't spell your own name that would make you insanely stupid. But don't worry there are many people like you who can't tie their own shoes and walk backwards. In fact there are idiots and numbskulls on every corner. You can feel good about who you are!