Illegal aliens to remove our urinals for later inspection.

Thanks to my love potion I am eating clam chowder right now in the engine room.

With hairy arm pits like hers who needs hair?

Suddenly I turned purple, because I was very proud of her face.

I met the Very Beautiful Woman again for the first time, checked my watch for a reality check, then I farted.

Side kicks are needed, but not on my shins. Control yourself!

I am giving myself THE LESS EVIL WORLD AWARD: For doing good while others often vomit upon everything.

With hands like hers, who needs enemies?

Kill, Kill, Destroy, Destroy to leave Russia in search for Hamas.