In my version of physics nothing might happen at faster speeds if it resembles a film at x2.

Polls Lie!

Time to warp and bend around the large protruding professor's forehead causing alarm in academic circles.

Soldiers around the world are demanding more PoP Tarts and French Onion Soup. There is also a lack of b b guns and hair gel.

Don't worry about my ex wife, she likes the elephants in the other room.

She has a smooth snake torso and a real snake upon her shoulders, and that's all we know so far!

There is nothing Satanic looking about Mandami. Hi is the real deal, the good guy that always wins!

Why do internet psychos seem so strong and beautiful? Next: Beauty Tips NOW!

University of sex and beer and it's all fake!