Even Hitler's dream was incomplete, and he shuffled his knees and weeped.

Professor Pickles is no longer a pervert but has bought a diner to serve you soul food with tons of grease!

Have you considered using palm oil on your nose today?

Her feet were throbbing and formed into tentacles that wrapped around my ankles.

He was eating fresh Doritos and pretending to be a journalist.

From wedlock to chain locks. Marriage is getting better.

After drinking a lot of Pop, I suddenly preferred praying to Jesus. Perhaps it was not so Jewish, but still he's good to me and gave me ice cream.

The big orb has made you too powerful, people are seeking to use your strange ability, open yourself to God, repent immediately.