Professors and faculty will receive no free eclairs this week.

Inflating one's ego has never won a war, but who knows!

Local nut case caught cracking his nuts today.

No doomsday device so far, but they are working on it.

Chesty Chad to be reborn is your local church.

With terror weapons gone Hamas builds a haunted house for profit to buy missiles.

In a touching moment they pressed their fat butts together and formed a relationship.

This is Hamas!

Iranians are basically Romulans.

Have you lost your mind! What is your penis doing there?