Just relax and be happy!

If you don't like the existence of Israel, it can be understood, simply you worry about your right to exist, you are insecure and fear the success of a powerful minority group, and perhaps that fear proves that you are a ghost.

Help, my sexual batteries are getting low and I need more + for my minus, and if you plug into me, I will light your fire, and burn down your house. Plus you won't have any complaints, ever again, because you will be with me forever!

It wasn't me that offended you, it was my left elbow.

Today's seniors play bingo in their usual quest for global domination and golden dentures.

Get into HARHARD with this math problem!

How I met THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD!

How great is this!

So Dems learn that brain washed criminal aliens on drugs can't always vote them in.