Help, my sexual batteries are getting low and I need more + for my minus, and if you plug into me, I will light your fire, and burn down your house. Plus you won't have any complaints, ever again, because you will be with me forever!

It wasn't me that offended you, it was my left elbow.

Today's seniors play bingo in their usual quest for global domination and golden dentures.

Get into HARHARD with this math problem!

How I met THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD!

How great is this!

So Dems learn that brain washed criminal aliens on drugs can't always vote them in.

Basically the Dems have a new strategy. It's not just about fighting anymore, it now includes fart blaster demons and foot licker imps. We are witnessing the birth of a new powerhouse and Hamas will never be the same!

The Jewish Population has hit a magic number and it will double every month. Don't ask where the babies are coming from, but it looks like the replacement theory was right!