Why can woke kids be seen whining on the side of the road? Because mom failed to walk them across the pond.

Things not to name your child: 1 Lame ass 2 moon eater 3 Bill Hole 4 Open sore

I have a lot to say, but I know I am wrong about most of what I say, so I keep it short.

The problem with stupid people is they end up blaming someone else and making things up and getting revenge. I prefer brains.

Political vibrations now! Get your best life suntan!

Some people thought that Jewish people would admit defeat by being bad to Hamas, probable genocide, world with pitchforks, new gas chambers. Oh, we failed to do that, we are so Jedi.

Turns out that Gen Z love is better than cat love, but silently cats disagree, but fail to protest.

From the river full of pee.

Today I will not running for senate, but I will be bonding with fish.

No doubt, Biden has an impressively large forehead.

Have we fallen through the butt crack of the universe and shat out into another reality?