How to improve your idiot charm: 7 lessons to extra power and more!

If there was something better then "hard" work I would do it in a flash.

You can't always squeeze him and manipulate him, because sometimes he has bodily needs.

Complaining will get you crying fast and then we will get you ice cream and joy stuff.

I know many people are getting stupid and retarded, but lets pull up our pants and try to behave.

They say picking your nose in front of people is bad manners, but don't knock it till you pick it.

I will not marry Big Stormy Butt Woman!

I have wondered if the Academy of Poets has been winking at me?

Transblack forever or not? We decided!

Were they kind to prevent torture or were they truly hungry for love and needed extra attention?