WoW I can't stop weeping all over my keyboard!

I was glad to find out that I was deep and hot, but not on fire.

She followed Bill Hole around for days, then practiced her Zen by blowing bubbles.

She could only love sigma men, but always love herself first.

She said she didn't love me, but she would do shrooms with me.

Not all supremes are supremists, but many like bacon supreme burgers, rather than vegi-tacos.

Future ex-wives make superb air traffic controllers.

Woke warrior busy protecting safe spaces today? What virtue are they signaling?

If your city is accepting of homosexuals that is very good. But with homosexuals and Jews then your city must be amazing. If your city has a sizable Jewish homosexual population then I would be in the zenith. If that place was mostly happy and life was full of culture I would need a jet pack for my excitement.

I was a boy in Jerusalem, and walking through the streets on a mission. I was up to something as usual, but on the outside I sauntered like a prince. Just to show that I was a part of the landscape I hummed a kind of song.