I wanted a beautiful woman, and you gave me an old cargo ship!

A woman that is bad with a banana is not worth it.

I never wanted tall, thin and cranky.

Me and my pet rock are getting a divorce and I need some help now! I think she is pregnant!

A winged idiot is still an idiot!

Is it true that tall foreheads are ruling europe!

You can beat me to a pulp, but still I rise!

After eating my fruit jam, you will never be the same again, all will be yours!

The cracker jack box came with a dream husband inside.

Broom Hilda will be cleaning your house and your groom.

Man released from tunnels after 666 days of torture and bad cuisine.