I never wanted tall, thin and cranky.

Me and my pet rock are getting a divorce and I need some help now! I think she is pregnant!

A winged idiot is still an idiot!

Is it true that tall foreheads are ruling europe!

You can beat me to a pulp, but still I rise!

After eating my fruit jam, you will never be the same again, all will be yours!

The cracker jack box came with a dream husband inside.

Broom Hilda will be cleaning your house and your groom.

Man released from tunnels after 666 days of torture and bad cuisine.

The best way to be dirty: Dirty money shampoo, washes strait down the drain, or your money back!

I don't have boobs, I don't have man boobs, and I don't care.