The best way to be dirty: Dirty money shampoo, washes strait down the drain, or your money back!

I don't have boobs, I don't have man boobs, and I don't care.

It is hard to be absurd, but better than being ridiculous.

You can not patch your way into democracy.

I like hamburgers, but not hamburger helpers.

I am such so California that gold nuggets can be found inside my body.

The pill that helps you with the side effects of another pill has me scratching my head for more.

The free speech prize goes to me!

The beautiful woman touched my hand softly and gently, but I'm in the emergency room feeling good.

Trump to avoid liberal critics while confusing them, and directing them into tunnels.

Public opinion swings like abdominal cramps.