You can't make this stuff up!

Lack of quality music in America to become leading cause of religious extremism.

It was the Elite Hamas warriors that interested the Ivies into action.

The wives were getting close and held beat boxes which were making ai wedding songs.

Scientists with very small brains have switched from dark matter to gray.

San Francisco to be described as a giant Venus Fly Trap, and slightly posh and pricy. Flies keep showing up and getting stuck there?

The UN may not be evil, but they are Slightly Satanic.

I sense a Russian EPIC Fail!

Unstoppable!

Spicy hotdog shortage brings about woke panic in Canada, leading to a human stampede.