I begged her to be my wife and showed the exact moment of my love and coughed up cash to prove it.

She enchanted with her feminine magic to cause fur balls to appear than I noticed her feet, then her ankles. From then on I would always floss my teeth and brain! Nothing would ever be the same!

Fart blaster demon seen live on the internet! Nobody saw it coming! Nothing will ever be the same again!

I was working on my sentence structures and she was dreaming of cheese balls. Our relationship was doomed. I headed to the barnyard and made friends with the chickens.

No amount of maple syrup will make me ride a Canadian Moose.