America will now show the world our huge rocky mountains!

My new future ex wife is called Madam Thweeb.

South Korea to be offered RARE AMERICAN HAIR CUTS PLUS FANCY WIGS!

Democrats trade in their shwastikas for latest status symbol.

Her creamy yogurt perfume had to go!

Europe to sell me a jeweled tampon.

Melty Women don't last long against CAPTIAN SARCASTIC.

I prefer gentle women, but not capable of melting.

China maintains Cheese Puff Advantages.