Liberal pork to include lost stash of high quality marijuana!

Any woman with needs deserves me and no less.

The devil is unavailable to answer you calls, the time for that is done, follow the path down with the safety bars.

Protest yelling is okay, but don't do this!

There is hope in the universe: I got some kind of invite from THE ACADEMY OF POETS!

I achieved the rare victory of telling someone I was a cannibal (in some detail), and then charmed him after that! Now I wonder about this guy?

In order to deal with the political crisis I bought new high tech motor mouths.

I need to start a band called: "Kings of Cheese" and become radio stars!

If my Jewish Grandma were alive I would give her freedom of speech to say anything, and that would end all wars in a minute.

I began kissing Miss Lipps who began heating me up real good, and then turned on a sucking device.

Einstein returns only to experience rare hatred!