Five trillion dollars in toilet paper stock options have been wiped clean.

Soon you will be in heaven!

The arrival of the United States Central Command Commander, Michael Jackson in Israel for hours-long discussions, focusing on preparations for an attack on Iran. (Amir Tsarfati)

The day Trump did Tariffs!

Aren't you glad that Bill Hole is more quite than most people.

After my tenth hamburger my abs starts to move around and tell things about myself.

The Penis Zombie Friends have escaped from prison! You have 24 hour to find them!

Susan gave birth to my day planner and stapler.