Her name is Helga the Horrible unless the Terrible One!

The day I found cheese for my avocado toast was a revelation. It was the food combination I had been seeking. Pressing it to my lips and smelling, felt as if heaven was near. I had innovated and made an impact and was ready. I opened my mouth and slowly bit in. Delicious!

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Take a hint, I'm leaking.