Trump has saved all our butts and we should make millions now. What will you do with your first million dollars besides buy some eggs?

Get down with the EMOTIONS!

I was offered free speech so I just farted and did some squats.

If you end up at the Last Chance Bar have a drink of me.

If all you have is faith in sex, perhaps you haven't looked hard enough or given it your best try.

Men who give birth to great works of art are actually women.

How did the universe begin and is the universe real? If you studied my work on color it is easy to assume we live in an enormous television. No electronics, but very similar. I think the cause would have been a super massive white hole.

It turns out that the democrats weren't just stealing your money, but they were also taking stuff.

Just think about it: We were all idiots once upon a time.