Adios Amigo!

I can own all I want, but nobody owns my butt, my heart, or the rights to myself. This is a free country Damn it! I am not a commercial product! I am not engineered by an AI robot! I can do anything I want!

The New York Times is having no effect this time.

A 4.4 magnitude dumb fuck just entered Southern California.

Guys, a cow butt is not a urinal.