I talked to a gay democrat who thought that there would be no more babies soon. The movement was winning.

How many sex changes does it take to make a democrat happy?

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Day lights to save super jerks time. Set them back!

It turns out that people are making a mistake: Piss and Vinegar are not for culinary purposes.

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Instead of seeking hegemony she married a hog.

Bill Hole may be soft and gentle, but he is definitely not toilet paper.

Bill Hole does like sitting on things, and he is considered a nice guy.