So the idea that time is a stable constant is false. It is very fragile and can bend and warp with out us being aware of it.

In my theory time travel can happen at any moment, but most often while you are asleep. When you wake you could find that some people are missing and other things that were not there are somehow there. This is due to actual time travel.

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So what is it about time travel anyway?

In this time club there will be no eating backwards, as in no barfing.

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