This is fictions on peace..

Russian collapse blamed on weak vodka production and bleak bread lines.

You can't blow dry your hair with panty hose.

I don't want to hear the words "Liberal Agenda" for a long time. Not an agenda but sly scheme, or revolution attempt?

There are two kinds of truth's one makes sense, and the other doesn't. Those truths are complex and can be tested. Then they are truly true.

Mel Brooks wins THE BETTER WORLD AWARDS for endless joy and laughter.