If you are better than everyone does that give you the right to kick my head and call me a lower life form?

If we are wed I will let you pet my fart blaster demon girl friend.

I am the most exciting news, but I don't have mint chocolate ice cream.

My b hole is basically a place for rabbits.

I can pop my zits by simply thinking about them.

Dice will determine whether I stay in America or leave.

Death is coming to a galaxy near you!

I am the most tasty hamburger you will ever bite into and I come in soy! I am a very good hamburger. For a small price you can marry me even though I don't like you! From there I am a limited husband. My buns are too big and I emit a cancerous odor.

I am glad you are all done with educated old white guys sounding super smart. I know there is more to life.

Beaurocrats are notoriously lazy!