They called him the guy, and that failed, so they hit him wih baloons, and then fell to the earth, so the drama unfolded and I fell through a door.

From America we come!

You can leave a piece of me for the dog.

She realized that I wasn't tall and fat!

Self driving cars that are caring and offer free carebears. Why not?

My new book: COWARDS ROLLING OVER STUFF.

Heliem is my new friend.

Gay marriage should be allowed, that's cool, I am not that conservative.

I am not made of plado, so I don't squeeze well.

I was never too interested in tree hags.