People say time marches on, but maybe the past is fastly chasing the humans down.

Contrary to what your grown up children are telling you, video games where not getting anything accomplished.

Syria was taken down for the delicious sandwiches that awaited the rebels.

Pop tarts emerged from the toaster and made their way to the tiolet, then flushed themselves into oblivion.

The cat came out of the mouse hole and grew into a lion. So I was devoured whole.

Dear audiance, remember I am making art, and that is not always easy to grasp or feel or think about..so just be careful if you are feeling uncomfortable halfway, then take a break.

If you are fat then you are one of the lucky ones, if you are stupid, even more better!

America has been seeing more butt cleavage than chest cleavage! The morality police have been alerted! Stop all this backwards nonsense right away!

Biill Hole only stuck his head in a strange hole once, and that was enough!