Troll odor can make it through wireless connections.

Hitler was gay and had a small dick.

This year I will get no elite gifts and will be hawpy.

If you are in a bad situation you can either stare at the sun or flash your nipples at your enemies.

Sexy people do amazing things, in and out of bed.

Zombie Hitler to get blown up by the Israeli Military. Hold your ground.

A psychotic meets the jolly green giant, forgets who he is, and begins nibbling on his toes.

Never kiss someone who will tear your lips off.

How can the universe end if it never began.

When you marry someone you will find yourself involved with another person: bubble baths, chains, ropes and colorful underwear.