When 2025 begins all shlongs will become weaponized. Incredible gadgets to make any unit more powerful and explosive.

Biden to establish a grief center for Kamala that will be manned by Kamala.

Russian soldiers and whats left of the command experience brain farting synchonicity.

Ultra radical left hell bent on using nipples as weapons and communication devices.

Shameless lying to cause supernatural activity that lights people's hair on fire, followed by their pants.

Chop Sticks can be worn holding a hair bun together or to pretend as dangerous weapons. Forks lack this appeal.

If the President wants a Mark Twain to help as Ulyses S Grant relationship I could, because I already have with a past president. I could offer what only I can.