The force, its what gets you going in the right direction, or better directions.

A curious thing happens when you wear green lenses. Nothing seems to blend, everything is green, its a swamp to your eyes, don't do it!!!

i AM SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYONE.

What if it was called: SPOOKY BREASTS AT A DISTANCE?

As a favor I will jump out of anyone's wedding cake and then eat all of it.

Politics is a smelly other dimension especially during election years!!!

We are all a bit mad perhaps.

Today!