Last I heard moon base has discovered aliens and they look like rabbits, but they are cloning themselves, and jumping about in confusion.

So which leader will get lunar landing envy and declare a new cold war?

No better time than now!

Observe our original self and marvel at our moon selfies.

Science is like religion, but with out myths and illusions.

Greed soon brings the ducks alliance into deep corruption as each eye the prizes with suspicion of the others motives, and if stealing can be done undetected!

Greed to pass from Earth to the Moon after four trips, the ducks think they see diamonds and conspire!

Women need me, men run from me, I don't know who I am.

After going loony on the moon the ducks were then given awards for best journalism for honest and inspired content aimed at making a better world for humans, ducks, and the others.

Together they chanted for help for the mysterious dark matter, which is in reality anti-black hole! Seriously!

Then a menacing black hole appeared over the moon, while the Indians were offering the ducks fancy hand bags.