Sometimes life is not fair.

Strange Cheese Dip to cause an end to corruption and petty creeps and also new drug addicts.

Happy days are here again, once safety compliance is secured.

It's a good thing the fashion police don't carry guns, but the do have hair spray for men.

We have learned more about breasts in the last five years than in the last five hundred years. Thanks Internet!

Americans are surely causing car envy in Russia, especially our thought controlled laser mobiles, with bat car frames.

My chest to introduce the first ai pecks and abs. Nothing will ever be the same!

For me being a patriotic American means that American leaders have pledged for progress since the beginning, to forge a light, a city of light, stars and stripes we all fight for, a fair world of opportunity, a good world.

A plan that is helping even now.

Miss Death and Destruction may want world peace, but old habbits die very slowly, in her case with violence.