New blob particle to upend physics and the way we eat.

Sometimes an advanced degree makes an advanced idiot with big self importance. An old windbag eventually,with a bookshelf and some magazines.

Time as we know it does not exist. Often talking about it fails within minutes.

My truly epic abs caused dizzy spells in a room full of women.

New! Acid Rain Covered Outdoor Tiolet Seats, Real Wailing Sound Flush Button Included!

Sometimes you can only be stupid once.

American soldiers have been willing to give their lives for your freedom and still do behind the scenes. Some wonder why?

If teck mutates in the wrong dirrection tell the senate about it. Tell someone.

An opinion given by an expert or pundit is worse than getting a fact. The opinions are often political and sound slightly idiotic.

Green cheese cake to threaten Moscow. I don't know how?

New spy system to fit inside nostrils and create better breathing.