I will write books about Morman Mermaids for a select audience.

Prepare to be offended by my offensive armpit odors escaping through your screen.

Bill Hole for President.

Egad you all. I wrote a book of poetry in about a month. It won't have NIPPLES in the title. That was a joke.

Love is war?

A fan or not?

The first cut is the deepest.

My new future ex hair dresser.

Its all about the abs.

This could change the world!

Here to protect the grain!