Knowing the political divides in Isreal is a real important thing for all humans to know.

We should all go dark and silent and let the biggest penis zombie win!

I can say fake things because I have false teeth.

Even if if Americans believe nothing, at least we believe in eachother.

There are princess powers and perks and I want to see and experience all of them while eating burgers.

I woke up with a sex change and a list of pronouns.

Instead of taking the vaccine he started punching covid 19!

I drink coke but not people drinking coke!

If Americans are disrupted enough a hungry bog monster will appear out of the earth and rampage!

Let them eat banana cream pie with milk!

Being violently angry over a petty issue will not make you attractive anymore😜.