Quantun computers will make it poosible to be with your girlfriend even when she's sleeping elsewhere and you are in a coma. Life is good!

I got Bored of putting ants in my pants so I put a few wolverine in there.

I'm ready for the presidential election, excited!

Glad to be an American!

Sweet Nothings actually turn out to be negative imaginary numbers compared to snicker bars.

It wasn't so bad, she taught me a lot about frogs, which almost became my new hobby with a renewed interest in logs.

Escaping from reality just got better!

Did someone say that Odin plans on attacking Russia?

I learned from the internet that on avarage we drool a tea spoon each night! Thanks internet!

Since Ben Franklin taught you how to fart proudly I'm going to show you how to do it loud!

EXAMPLES OF FREE SPEECH BELOW! WELCOME TO AMERICA!