He is improving. Bill is getting better since he got sick with Covid. He is making himself walk around. He will make it.

The important things in life are not things or stuff you throw out into the hauler. Life is meaningful.

This spring blooming idiots to wither into oozing slime mold.

I got some space junk in my pants!

Because of the war is now the best time to invest in bean and cheese burritos?

I never understand how to react when somebody brags about having a totally lazy way of life.

There is no law that states that women’s farts smell better and there are tests to prove the truth.

Fat people can’t pretend it’s muscles anymore.

People need to change their “If something bothers me I urinate on it” response.