I got some space junk in my pants!

Because of the war is now the best time to invest in bean and cheese burritos?

I never understand how to react when somebody brags about having a totally lazy way of life.

There is no law that states that women’s farts smell better and there are tests to prove the truth.

Fat people can’t pretend it’s muscles anymore.

People need to change their “If something bothers me I urinate on it” response.

I’ve been holding back on this post for a while: This pandemic may push the online world into a greater place then ever in comparison to the real world. It’s a big subject I can’t cover all this right now, plus I’m not qualified to explain.

Being the greatest man has nothing to do with being one of the most violent.

I keep wondering how much math they teach in Russia.

Red does not mean envy.